Pathecity Coefficient

An idle man's brain is a devil's workshop. Everyone must have heard this atleast once in their lifetimes. Well i am living in vizag currently. My brain is getting cooked in whatever juices surround it inside my skull. i am getting stewed in my own sweat.

I say enough is enough and strip down to bare essential. and lie down directly beneath the fan at full speed. Start reading Da Vinci code for the third time. By the time i finish the book i realise that i am still idle and that the bed is wet ....from my sweat (i have stopped pissing in my bed a long time ago).

So the brain, fluid and floating in brain juices and well cooked comes up with this theory of Pathecity Coeff. Now Pathecity Coeff is a positive real number. It is calculated over a time period T. T can vary between a few seconds to as many years as you want to appear pathetic over. A larger pathecity coeff indicates that you are more pathetic than the pathetic you can be if you have a low pathecity coeff.

A Pathecity Coeff of 10 means you have nothing to worry. You are still a man. Anything greater and you have to start worrying. A Pathecity Coeff less than 1 means great going. This means you are actually less pathetic than you were. It means you have improved over the time period over which you have calculated your Pathecity Coeff.

Now coming to how to calculate Pathecity Coeff. Imagine the worst moment in your life and give it a rating of 100. Imagine the best moment and give it a rating of 0 or as close to 0 as you can go. Then choose a time interval. Like say today morning and today evening. Now rate today morning on the scale you have just deviced. rate today evening on the scale you have just deviced in a manner similar to today morning. Then divide the latter time period rating by the former time period rating. That is divide today evening rating by today morning rating.

If you think you have arrived at your Pathecity Coeff then you are WRONG. Divide the number you got with 100 and multiply it with 100. Square it and then take its square root. Multiply it with e^100 and then divide it with e^100. And then you have your Pathecity Coeff.

My Pathecity Coeff calculated over the time interval T = last 3 days, is positive infinity. Something really good happened on Friday. On monday i wish i was dead.
If you have come till here then your Pathecity Coeff is greater than 10 calculated over the time interval T = time taken in reading this blog.

Go do something useful.