The Show has to go on

I got my bike to vizag yesterday.

It was a huge relief. Really felt Euphoric. Immediatly went for a ride and found this amazing restaurant called Alphaa which is a perfect Bawarchi clone. I had the most filling and divine meal in a long time. Almost 2 weeks. Then came out and had to smoke Kings again. It is surprising that the whole sity of vizag (or that parts that i am familiar with) does not have Classic Milds. That happens to be my favourite brand. And i also happen to hate Kings. But some tobacco is better than no tobacco.

Outside the restaurant i see a movie complex. 3 theatres in a row. And i think " wow this turned out just like RTC X Roads." (that is a place in hyderabad where you get the most divine biryani and the most varied collection of telugu movies within a few tens of metres.)So i go in for a second show movie. BUNNY. that is the name of the movie. It is a perfect example of what can be called a MASSS movie. Hero at his heroic best. Heroine has no much of a role except to look good, kiss the hero a few times and do a lot of stupid things.

Anyways. It was one of the most pleasantest nights of recent times. So come back and lie down and sleep does not arrive. Its far far away in a distant galaxy. Mind starts brooding over the past few days. Of the new academic low i have hit. That record is gonna stay for a long time. But those were unpleasant memories. So i force myself onto good thoughts. The good time i just had. Some funny things that happened in Vizag. Actually come to think of it a lot of funny things have happened in Vizag.

A guy walks upto my Friend in a bus, points to his chin and tells him" bhayya you have forgotten to shave". The guy actually had a Goatee beard. Both of us could not help laughing on his face.

We (me and my friend) were at this small hotel where afternoon meals cost 15 bucks. We had no other decent restaurant in the vicinity. Midway through the meal we ask for another helping of Curry. They guy gets it with his hands and serves us. He does not get it in a bowl or a bucket. He gets it with his bare hands. Right from the kitchen he walks with a bit curry in his hand and drops it right into our plate. We were so hungry that we continue to eat.

More about vizag later.

Pathecity Coefficient

An idle man's brain is a devil's workshop. Everyone must have heard this atleast once in their lifetimes. Well i am living in vizag currently. My brain is getting cooked in whatever juices surround it inside my skull. i am getting stewed in my own sweat.

I say enough is enough and strip down to bare essential. and lie down directly beneath the fan at full speed. Start reading Da Vinci code for the third time. By the time i finish the book i realise that i am still idle and that the bed is wet ....from my sweat (i have stopped pissing in my bed a long time ago).

So the brain, fluid and floating in brain juices and well cooked comes up with this theory of Pathecity Coeff. Now Pathecity Coeff is a positive real number. It is calculated over a time period T. T can vary between a few seconds to as many years as you want to appear pathetic over. A larger pathecity coeff indicates that you are more pathetic than the pathetic you can be if you have a low pathecity coeff.

A Pathecity Coeff of 10 means you have nothing to worry. You are still a man. Anything greater and you have to start worrying. A Pathecity Coeff less than 1 means great going. This means you are actually less pathetic than you were. It means you have improved over the time period over which you have calculated your Pathecity Coeff.

Now coming to how to calculate Pathecity Coeff. Imagine the worst moment in your life and give it a rating of 100. Imagine the best moment and give it a rating of 0 or as close to 0 as you can go. Then choose a time interval. Like say today morning and today evening. Now rate today morning on the scale you have just deviced. rate today evening on the scale you have just deviced in a manner similar to today morning. Then divide the latter time period rating by the former time period rating. That is divide today evening rating by today morning rating.

If you think you have arrived at your Pathecity Coeff then you are WRONG. Divide the number you got with 100 and multiply it with 100. Square it and then take its square root. Multiply it with e^100 and then divide it with e^100. And then you have your Pathecity Coeff.

My Pathecity Coeff calculated over the time interval T = last 3 days, is positive infinity. Something really good happened on Friday. On monday i wish i was dead.
If you have come till here then your Pathecity Coeff is greater than 10 calculated over the time interval T = time taken in reading this blog.

Go do something useful.

The Steel Man

The vizag journey begins.

I sweat and i drink coconut milk and lime juice...
and i sweat and i sweat and hence i sweat...
and i drink coconut milk and lime juice...

to be continued...